Today was just like any other day in the Clark household, that is until the monster was awoke. How did this happen you ask?
I was lying in bed just like normal, when my three year old decided to attack me, but she took it too far! That is when it happened, she awoke the tickle monster and for the next hour the tickle monster attacked any all children that got within striking distance.
So, for you families with young children, be aware of this sleeping monster! You should never underestimate it and always be on the watch out for it. I can't tell you what the tickle monster looks like, because it changes form every time. Warn your children to be on the lookout for this sleeping giant, because it lurks in every household with children and grandchildren, from what I understand.
Todd Clark (Principal Broker)