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You don't have to golf to curse, as the son of a Marine, our house had very colorful language and my dad never picked up a club. Pretty funny though.
LOL, well, I do know that this will do it. Thnsk for the chuckle and a dose of reality!
I learned in the Navy, I just use golf as an excuse =)
I hope you had a great Tuesday,
Paul
Ha-ha! You can learn how to do that by caddying and getting paid for it! Good one Todd!
Todd - Haha! I was wondering what I would see when I clicked on that title. Good stuff, my man.
Nice Todd! dictionary.com meaning n. A game played on a large outdoor course with a series of 9 or 18 holes spaced far apart, the object being to propel a small, hard ball with the use of various clubs into each hole with as few strokes as possible. ~ AKA VERY DIFFICULT!!
Todd - Ha Ha Ha that is so funny. I thought Golf was suppose to be a fun and relaxing sport...
Too Funny! I don't remember learning to do that when I was playing golf....
For my husband's birthday last July, I gave him golf lessons...to improve his game and his language. I am emailing him this post, as he will get a laugh out of it.
After reading the headline I though you must be down south...sorry don't mean to stereotype. Then I read the photo...LOL
Maybe with great lessons he won't find the need to use colorful language.
Hi Todd... If this is what we have to look forward to since you got a new camera, I am excited to see where this leads!
Yeah.. cursing and club throwing for only $119. That is a good price though for 6 lessons.
I know, I know, something is wrong with me when I think of something like that when I see a sign like that. But, hey it was funny!
Is this a reflection of your golf game Todd? Just need a Mantra to keep calm on the course. Or maybe some help like Tiger had!
Gabe, there is a reason I don't play golf and part of that reason is for the safety of others. (LOL)
That's funny. I've known it to cost a few of my friends and family a lot more than that after they tossed their clubs.
I understand this only too well.....
Thanks for the day brightener!
Hi, Todd. I love your sense of humor!
My parents were determined that I would marry a doctor and they made me take GOLF lessons for three years to prepare me for my career as a doctor's wife. It didn't go well...the pro told my father that I swung like a rusty gate and I joined the Air Force and married a fighter pilot!
For years, my mother kept saying, "Your golf clubs are still in the attic. Are you sure you don't want them?" NO, MA, I DON'T!!!
Very funny! I don't think I'll be taking up golf any time soon.
Its so true- Since I play a lot of golf in the summer, I swear so much more during that time. Winter comes and I become a lady again. This is really funny!
Totally agree! My dad is really, really good and has many pro friends that would love to teach me how to golf. I took lessons many times and I just don't get it! Besides I only liked using a 7 and a 9 iron. Don't ask me why, those were the clubs I was most comfortable with. My sister is really good as are my nephews, I'm the family black sheep. They should put prozac in the water coolers on courses.