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OK – I need your help (My daughter doesn’t believe me)

I've told my daughter that the tooth fairy has rules just like banks. She thinks I am pulling her leg, which I would never do! She started to lose another baby tooth last night and I told her that if she lost it after 5pm, like all banks, all transactions after 5pm have to wait until the next business day.

I've also told her that the Tooth Fairy only works Monday-Friday and shouldn't be expected to work weekends. How would you like it if you had to work 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Since it is always night time somewhere, this made sense to me when I said it.

So, please back me up and I will print out your comments for her to read. Also, if you know of any other rules that I am not thinking of, please feel free to report them here - lol


Update
: The Tooth Fairy came and even had a Kit Kat in hand. Seems had to take a late night run to the store for change. Also people thought I was a little off when it came to this one and for a look in to my humor I wrote another blog about how I got this way. Feel free to check it out My Easter Dinner (1982) - And a look in to my sense of humor.

 

 

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Comment balloon 26 commentsRespect Realty LLC • October 26 2007 05:57PM

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Dang,  does your tooth fairy have holidays off (it is Nevada Day, BTW), medical dental and optical benefits + a 401K too?

I need to get out of the real estate profession and be an Oregon tooth fairy! 

Posted by Renée Donohue~Home Photography, Western Michigan Real Estate Photographer (Savvy Home Pix) about 11 years ago
You expect me to break your daughters heart?? No waaay! You're going to find out (how you haven't already) that little girls are far smarter than they get credit for! Since she's your daughter I'll bet she'll negotiate that if she has to wait til Monday it's $5 a tooth!
Posted by Linda Scanlan (A Fan of AR) about 11 years ago

Renee - That isn't helping me.

Linda - Oh, did I just delete you from my associates list - lol

 

Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago
Oh, Todd..you know you're one of my favorites! Even though you did give me a hard time about doing Jason's Jib Jab! LOL
Posted by Linda Scanlan (A Fan of AR) about 11 years ago

Todd...

Back you up? Like hell I will :)

After reading this I have concluded that you're just mean :)  

I bet you're going this to her for your own enjoyment. Not to worry you can admit it.

I can't even begin to touch down on the things I did to our Sons for my own amusement...Not to mention the shock value :)

TLW...ROAR!

Posted by "The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW. (President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.) about 11 years ago
I love you too Linda, but the title says "I NEED YOUR HELP", Not help my daughter please - lol
Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago
It's a girl to girl thang..what can I say?
Posted by Linda Scanlan (A Fan of AR) about 11 years ago

And I thought you people were friends - lol

Wait for my next post, I'm writing right now and it will give you an idea where I get my sense of humor.

Todd

Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago

Todd,

* The tooth fairy is not human like us so she works 24/7!

* She can however 'skip over' a given child's home on any given night arriving the next evening!

* All teeth must be placed under pillows by a related adult!

* Compensation may vary depending on size of tooth and numbers of reimbursements made per evening!

* In case of unusual or hard to explain 'tooth fairy' behavior a note may be left for the tooth fairy asking for 'clarification'!

There you have it, Thanks,   Fran

 

Posted by Fran Gaspari, "The Title Man" - Title Insurance - PA & NJ (Patriot Land Transfer, Inc.) about 11 years ago
Todd:  You are even more warped than I thought you were.  Be nice... let her enjoy her little girl-hood.  Save being sadistic for your co-broke agents... LOL.
Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) about 11 years ago

Todd - Nothing to print out for your precious little one here.  The tooth fairy is a very special creature who never sleeps, never takes breaks, and loves little children.  She wouldn't think of making a precious little girl wait until the next business day...I think the toot fairy may actually have grounds for a lawsuit with such libelous allegations that she keeps banker's hours! When you put that tooth under the pillow, be sure to give the tooth fairy this number 1-800-canIsue.

I hope you're clear on this tooth fairy business or we might have to reconsider giving your uncle privileges!

Posted by Marlene Bridges, Laguna Homes|Laguna Condos|Laguna Real Estate (Village Real Estate Services, Inc.) about 11 years ago

Karen- Wait until you read my next blog, you will find out what happened to me as a child that made me have this warped sense of humor. Trust me, there is a reason and a date to this madness.

Marlene - Guess, I've lost on this one and may have to have the tooth ferry stop and the grocery story and use a debit card and get change so she can put a dollar under a pillow,

Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago

1. Don't ever believe your father, always ask for a 2nd opinion...hahahaha

 

but yes, he is correct. Don't forget Holidays, the tooth fairy takes all holidays off. As well as she gets 3 weeks of paid vacation which she usually takes in January after a long year so don't lose any teeth in January! 

Posted by Rick Grand (nowhere) about 11 years ago

Todd:  I can already see signs of your insanity and warpedness in just the way you look out from your eyes on your picture.  Sort of like a much younger version of Simon LeGree.  Also, how many "blogs" do you have ?  Or did you mean... that we will see the reason you are the way your are... from your next post on this blog.  Each article you write and submit... is a "post."  As in "post office."

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) about 11 years ago

Todd, it's a darn good thing you're going to the store with your debit card.....and be thankful the tooth fairy doesn't leave a pack of sugarless gum with that dollar.....she did for every one of my kids, and grandkids  :) :)

***never mess with Easter Bunnies, Tooth Fairies, and all the other childhood magic........

Posted by Kathy McGraw, Riverside County CA Real Estate (CELLing Realty) about 11 years ago

Oh - Kathy you are not going to like the blog I'm putting up in 5 minutes then.

Karen - My blog that I'm putting up in 5 minutes. That will be blog #438 and It will help explain why am who I am.

Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago

After doing some Internet research and calling my close friend who works as a lawyer on Capitol Hill on the Labor Ethics committee we agree on the following:

The Tooth Fairy only has to work a 40-hour week.  Anything over 40 hours and over-time must be paid.  With the way government spending is - overtime is VERY MUCH frowned upon.

Thus, often the Tooth Fairy must skip over a home and has lately been paying out once two or more teeth are lost (double the money; but 1 trip to a home reduces costs and hours worked).

Also - all Federal Holidays and weekends are considered time off.

The tooth fairy is only allowed 2 weeks vacation; but it is rumored that only about 1 week in any given year is taken.

Hope this information helps.

Cheers from DC!

Posted by James Downing - Metro DC Houses Team REALTORS®, CRS, GRI, ABR,MRP, MilRes, When Looking to Buy or Sell - Make the Right Move (Real Living | At Home) about 11 years ago

I disagree with the Governments assessment of working hours....but if that's what it is OUTSOURCE....magic has no time limits :)

 Oh, and Todd...your other Post....Grandpa was a "kick" :) 

Posted by Kathy McGraw, Riverside County CA Real Estate (CELLing Realty) about 11 years ago

Kathy - Magic is expensive.. someone's got to pay for it!  :-)

 

Posted by James Downing - Metro DC Houses Team REALTORS®, CRS, GRI, ABR,MRP, MilRes, When Looking to Buy or Sell - Make the Right Move (Real Living | At Home) about 11 years ago
Todd - You are not going to like this, but I side with your little girl!  The tooth fairy works on weekends, however, she does have to find the tooth.  This happened to one of my sons and she had to pay double the next night.  (my son's tooth fell out from the pillow and under the bed) so it is possible she came and then had to come back.  After that, my sons made sure that the tooth was secure and she always made it to our house weekends and all. 
Posted by Candy Henthorne, Spring Texas Real Estate (Results Realty) about 11 years ago
Todd, Wow!  The tooth fairy must have joined a union to have become so demanding.  When my kids were little, she worked every night of the week!
Posted by Roberta LaRocca, REALTOR®, Broker, Salesperson, Property Management (Simply Vegas Real Estate) about 11 years ago

Rick - You are supposed to defend me not tell my daughter to not believe a word I say. I see I need to make a call to your house over the weekend - lol

James - THANK YOU! ROFL......By the way when I read it to my daughter, I got a "Oh DAAAAADY" and a roll of the eyes as she walked away.

Kathy - I did love my grandfather.

Candy - The dollar had been paid and the Tooth Fairy had a Kit Kat bar.

Roberta - It seem the Tooth Fairy still does every night, when I found out the Tooth Fairy can loose its job and be cut off from other benefits from Mrs. Tooth Fairy.

 

 

Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago
THe tooth fairy is just like Santa, he works 24/7 every single day of the year taking orders for the next year!  However Santa only delivers one day of the year!  Nice pic by the way!
Posted by Mike Klijanowicz, Associate Broker @ Cummings & Co. Realtors (Cummings & Co. Realtors) about 11 years ago
Michael - To late the tooth fairy showed up last night! - A lot of help you guys were, thanks.
Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago
Todd - So sorry I missed this one!  I would have recommended an old Ward rule...tooth decay means your child is in the hole and either has to pay YOU for the tooth or get a clean dental report at the next dental visit.  Works every time.  They'd rather brush their teeth than pay us.  How do we know they're decayed?  We lie, like any other good mom and dad! As parents of 5, you sometimes have to keep it fresh.  And by the way, I totally "get" your sense of humor.  I'm married to the greatest practical joker of all time.
Posted by Irene Morales Ward, Realtor - e-Pro - Northern Virginia Real Estate (REMAX Distinctive Real Estate, Inc.) about 11 years ago
Irene - Sorry I missed yours. Lucky for her there was no tooth decay, but I will check in the future.
Posted by Respect Realty LLC, Brokers - Oregon / SW Washington Real Estate (Respect Realty LLC) about 11 years ago

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